Monday, June 15, 2009
Drawdown
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Getting a Job in Iraq or Afghanistan
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Minor Construction
Friday, June 05, 2009
A Few Pictures
In previous posts, I've written about the Rhinos. These are armored buses that look like a Winnebago from a Mad Max movie. Recently, I went out to Victory Base for some meetings at Al Faw Palace. We rode this Rhino out there.
Here's the dome in the center of the Al Faw Palace. Mighty impressive. Just don't look too closely at the structure underneath the marble cladding!
One of the popular attractions in the Palace is this chair. It was given to Saddam Hussein by his good friend Yasser Arafat. Since 2003, it has hosted the butts of thousands of American soldiers and civilians. Add mine to that list.Wednesday, June 03, 2009
A Cast of Characters
We have two women in our area that sit side by side. Grandmothers, both of them. Both can talk a mile a minute and they do. One of them is a teacher who, for some unknown reason, has wound up tracking funding for our projects. Despite having no previous training, she figured out the process and fixed some things that were giving us big headaches. A while back, our group was over at another base and a bunch of young soldiers were out playing volleyball. This grandma perched herself on a stool and made it her business to take as many pictures of the guys as she could get away with. Now all the women in our area are trying to get copies of her pictures. Nothin' like a dirty ol' grandma! (And that's our absent-minded professor standing next to her).Sunday, May 31, 2009
Memorial Ceremonies
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Two Friends Gone
On Monday evening, Memorial Day, I learned that two friends of mine from the Embassy had just been killed. They were on a visit to one of our major projects in Fallujah when their vehicle hit a roadside bomb. A third individual with them, a Navy officer whom I did not know, was also killed. Two security personnel were badly wounded but survived.
Hearing news like this is a punch in the gut. These two men, Maged Hussein and Terry Barnich, weren't just names to me, or faces I knew around campus. We were teammates in the Iraq Transition Assistance Office (ITAO). And these two were the stars of the team.
Maged was an American of Egyptian background. He was tall, slender, impeccably dressed, modest, gracious, funny, and brilliant. He was a true gentleman. He never mentioned his PhD and never copped an attitude with anybody. When I first got to the Embassy and was trying to learn my job, Maged spent hours with me going over projects, funding, technical details, political implications, how each effort fit (or didn't) in the grand scheme of things, and the background of each one. Maged rarely had to look things up - he knew everything going on with dozens of projects. And he told it straight, no matter what. Maged was our "water guy". He was in charge of everything ITAO was doing with water treatment plants, sewer systems, irrigation and drainage, dams, everything. Including the Fallujah waste water treatment plant, which is what the team was visiting that day. Because of Maged, there are literally hundreds of thousands of Iraqis tonight who have clean water or working sewers. He would shrug it off or say I'm exaggerating, but it's the truth. Maged made a difference in this country.
Terry Barnich was just as brilliant and just as much a gentleman. He was also very outgoing, athletic, good-looking, and a bit of a mischievous rogue - but always in the spirit of fun. Terry was always game for something new, and if it happened to push the boundaries a bit, so much the better. He had a background in law and an incredible talent with words, so he was often called on to provide briefings to the multitude of study groups and high-level visitors coming through. One of our office partners, after hearing Terry spin a problem project as a great success story, said "Terry can polish a turd better than anybody I know". A bit crude, but true, and Terry loved that phrase when he heard it. He served as the deputy in the office, and with his innate grasp of the political environment in both the Iraqi government and our own Embassy, he kept our office well-positioned to do our job. I always enjoyed working with Terry - his comments and advice were excellent and he respected my input. And he jumped in and provided cover for me on a couple of occasions when I got myself into hot water. Most people would've let me flounder. Not Terry.
And now they're gone, killed by a bomb planted who-knows-when by some nameless goon. These deaths are a tragedy. Not just to Maged and Terry's friends and families, but to the Iraqi people. When I heard the news, I just felt like saying "fuck it, if that's the way they're going to be, then let 'em have this goddam country". But that's not right. Terry and Maged came here to make this place better. "Came here" isn't the right term ... that sounds passive, as if the fickle finger of fate pointed to them and said "You! Go!". No, to get to a job here takes a tremendous amount of time and effort. You don't just raise your hand. These two guys worked hard to get here, then they worked amazingly hard to make a difference. And they made a helluva difference.
Another thing. As bad as I feel right now, and as all ITAO members feel, there's not an Iraqi in this town who hasn't had the same experience. One day, something bad happens, and somebody near and dear is dead. The Iraqis that I work with have had enough of that. They just want to have a job, take care of their families, and live in peace. They're sick of the fighting and killing.
So I've buried myself in my job the past couple of days. I'm okay until somebody asks me about it or makes some sympathetic remark. Then I have to struggle for control. Terry and Maged worked as hard as they could to make Iraq a better place, so Iraqis like those I work with will have a better chance at life and fewer reasons to take up the gun. Neither of them would have walked away from the job if the bomb had hit a different vehicle. I can't, either.
But Memorial Day will forever mean something different to me.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Memorial Day
Saturday, May 23, 2009
A Visit to Flintstone Village
Americans have left their own imaginative tags on the place ever since we arrived in 2003.



Thursday, May 21, 2009
A Rant
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Groundhog Day, Revisited
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Groundhog Day
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Pizza Night
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Laundry Day
Sunday, May 03, 2009
Kids' Drawings
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
CHU Sweet CHU

Here are a few pictures of my own little nest. As you can see, it's been upgraded from your basic shipping container. It has rather stylish faux-white-pine panelling, a bed, a desk, and a large and noisy air conditioner (very necessary). We also have an internet connection. I've added a second screen since my MacBook's screen is so small.
The door next to the refrigerator is my front door. The little closet doors are my hanging closet and most of my chest of drawers. The little brown and tan thing is a plastic chest of drawers.
And here's the final corner of my little room, showing the door to my bathroom, with my very own hot-water tank that looks like it's about to fall off the wall. That's because it IS about to fall off the wall.Friday, April 24, 2009
"Weekends" in Wackyville
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Thursday Thoughts
Getting to the roof of the building so we could look out over Baghdad involved negotiating places that OSHA would not approve of.
When you work in a place like this, helicopters are always around. Frankly, I kinda dig it. They're a reminder to me that we're in a very different environment and to make the most of it.Monday, April 20, 2009
Baghdad From A Rooftop
This shows one of Saddam's parade grounds, with Iraqi government buildings in the distance. You can also see one of the crossed-sword arches on the right. Behind it is the "Flying Saucer", which in reality is the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.
Saddam's palaces were covered with marble. Here's what the brickwork underneath really looks like.
This is the Palestine Hotel, right in the middle of the city.Saturday, April 18, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Gaining Traction
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Getting Up To Speed
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Chilling at Ali Al Salem
We had a decent flight from Dulles to Kuwait. United Airlines is not exactly my favorite customer-service company right now. We got there pretty early and tried to check in. United has gone over to the Dark Side, making customers do their own checkin as much as possible, and actual agents are hard to find since they're running back and forth between four or five open counters each. United's computers didn't like any of the documents or information that I provided - not my passport, not my last name, not my confirmation number. Maybe it was the fact that I was on a one-way ticket or something. Whatever the case eventually let me in and tried to sell me all sorts of upgrades (a first-class upgrade would've been $800 - NO THANKS!) before it finally printed out a ticket-looking thing that said, in effect, "you're sorta checked in, but we won't take your bags until it's less than 6 hours before your flight." At the moment, it was 6 hours and 8 minutes before the flight. The ticket agent didn't give a hoot, he just said to go get in line again. Which I grumpily did. The next time through, the computers again didn't like any of the documentation I provided, even though I was supposedly checked in already. But eventually it decided to let me on, and another United agent with no personality whatsoever slapped some baggage claim tags on my stuff and sent me on my way.
The agents at the gates were a bit more customer-service-oriented. I'd been stuck in the middle of the middle row (ugh) and the United web site wouldn't let me change it. But the lady at the gate found me a window seat which was a vast improvement.
We took off on time and the skies, for a little while, were clear. We passed just south of Baltimore and then Philadelphia and their lights were bright and sharp. I was able to pick out Baltimore's Inner Harbor and other landmarks that I was familar with. Then cloud cover took over and hid everything before we flew directly over New York. After dinner, I propped my head against the bulkhead and slept pretty well, considering I was jammed into a small seat with no room to stretch or move. Our route took us over Europe and Turkey, and the skies started clearing again as we hit the border with Iraq. It was fun to watch the land change from the mountains to the flat Mesopotamian crescent as we flew over eastern Iraq and began the descent into Kuwait. Twelve hours after takeoff at Dulles, we had a smooth landing in Kuwait. After getting our bags and clearing customs, we were met by our contact and taken to Ali Al Salem airbase. We'll be here until we catch a flight to Baghdad.
So I'm almost back in country. Now I'm starting to get excited about getting back to work. I'm trained, I'm tired, and I need a shower. Sounds pretty normal to me!
Friday, April 10, 2009
Here We Go ...
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Going Through Training

Billy Bad-Ass here with an update from the War on Unemployment. We've now completed two days of training with the Corps of Engineers. Our class is pretty interesting: most are long-time Corps employees, a few of us are new hires, and there are a few others who are being detailed from other agencies. And there's one guy whose status is really in limbo ... neither he nor the Corps have figured out for sure whether he's still owned by his originating federal agency or whether he's the Corps' now. It all makes for some entertaining discussions. Most of class members have been to Iraq or Afghanistan before, some of them for several tours. What's interesting is that we can see the nation's shift in emphasis to Afghanistan, as that's where the majority of our people are heading.
Sunday, April 05, 2009
Vacation's Over - Back To Work
Friday, April 03, 2009
More Sketch Stuff
Here's a detail of the figure that I did last week.
We usually start our figure drawing sessions with about 10 minutes' worth of short, 30-second gesture poses. Here's one page of those sketches - the paper is about 30"x24", which gives you an idea as to the size. Sketches like this are a good way to loosen up both the model and the artists. I've found that if you just start with a longer pose, then the model usually settles into a really boring position and the artists (meaning me) can't draw or paint worth a hoot. It's like trying to play a baseball or basketball game without warming up. 








